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JamesonTheNeverDead's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 340 (From 34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,230 Points

REDDER

SECRETS, PART 1 Unlocked 3/14/10
25 Points
Find the first secret area.
WALKED AWAY 10 Points Finish the game with at least 24 gems.
ADDICTED 50 Points Finish the game with all 27 gems.
SECRETS, PART 2 50 Points Find the second secret area.
THOROUGH 50 Points Finish the game with a complete map.
SECRETS, PART 3 100 Points Find all three secret areas.

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/285 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 5/9/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 5/9/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
The End The Game Unlocked 5/9/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Death By Slow Internet 10 Points Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG 25 Points Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
So Vivid And Intense 25 Points Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Medals Earned: 3/12 (175/440 points)

Relive Your Life

Human Appliance Unlocked 4/5/13
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

THE END Unlocked 1/5/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

Sally's Cats

Tutorialized Unlocked 2/17/10
5 Points
Beat the tutorial levels.
Flame On Unlocked 2/17/10
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
No Borders 10 Points Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader 25 Points Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac 50 Points Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Centerpieces 5 Points A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten 5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
FREE WILLY Unlocked 12/7/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
NuclearRocket Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin Unlocked 5/3/10
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Still Alive Unlocked 10/25/10
5 Points
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Tetris'd Unlocked 1/3/10
5 Points
Die by getting squished.
'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Competing 5 Points Submit your score.
One Wrong Move 5 Points Die by falling off the edge.
That Was Useful 5 Points Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Well Educated 5 Points Complete the Tutorial.
Addicted 10 Points Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
I'm Not Stopping 10 Points Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points Jump 50 times in one game.
Total Showoff! 10 Points Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Dodgelicious 25 Points Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Smooth Moves 25 Points Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Ninja 100 Points Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
True G4m3r 100 Points Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)

The Squirrel Game

Firing Up a Jay Unlocked 3/14/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points End a level with a full supply of acorns
Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points Complete Story Mode
Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Brass Nuts 25 Points Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Crafty as a Fox 25 Points Complete Story Mode without dying
The Golden Path 25 Points Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Quarter Kilometer 50 Points Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/170 points)